Healthy eating tip: To indulge is to bulge.
It's time to go on a diet when you notice you're puffing going DOWN stairs.
How come people say they're going on a diet AFTER a big meal?
Healthy eaters go to great lengths to avoid great widths.
The smallest good deed is better than the largest intention.
For vacation some go to the mountains, some go to the seashore, but most go in the hole.
If you're not in style, you're probably out of debt.
What you don't owe won't hurt you.
Budgeting is the most orderly way of going into debt.
Don't die until you are dead.