Diplomacy is saying things in such a way that nobody knows what you mean.
Diplomacy is the art of taking sides without anyone knowing.
Diplomacy is saying he has an open mind instead of a hole in his head.
One trouble with trouble is that it often starts out like fun.
Why does trouble always come at the wrong time?
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
The secret of happiness is to count your blessings while others are adding up their troubles.
If we are what we eat, nuts are a popular meal.
The world's simplest diet: "No more, thank you."
Sure-fire diet: Eat all you want of everything you don't like.