Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Oxymoron: extinct life
Oxymoron: soft rock
Oxymoron: plastic glasses
Oxymoron: recorded live
Do you love me because I'm beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?
Oxymoron: alone together
Oxymoron: software documentation
We have enough youth; how about a Fountain of Smart?
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.