We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.
How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away
What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
Oxymoron: almost exactly
Oxymoron: resident alien
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Oxymoron: diet ice cream
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.