Q: How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: What's a lightbulb?

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? A: Big holes all over Australia.

Q: How many students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Will this question be on the test?

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world...perhaps you've seen it.

No matter what temperature the room is, it's always "room temperature."

You know you're a geek if... you watch Star Trek every day, and look for small errors.

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