Always give 100%, whether it is 110% over yesterday or only 80% of tomorrow.
You can't win a logical argument with an illogical person.
There is no freedom without responsibility.
The only difference between this place and the Titanic is the Titanic had a band.
Growing older is mandatory; growing up is optional.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
It's National Hot Dog week. If you see a hot dog, give him a drink.
I'm Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner
Why do they call a building a building, if it's already built?