Always give 100%, whether it is 110% over yesterday or only 80% of tomorrow.

The only difference between this place and the Titanic is the Titanic had a band.

Heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

It's National Hot Dog week. If you see a hot dog, give him a drink.

Why do they call a building a building, if it's already built?

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