If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?

Art Buchwald

This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Arthur Brisbane

The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.

Elbert Hubbard

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

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