If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.

Bertrand Russell

War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.

Jack Handey

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

Dennis the Menace

How come dumb stuff seems so smart while you're doing it?


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