If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on disc somewhere.
Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
How come dumb stuff seems so smart while you're doing it?