A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers but couldn't find any.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why do banks charge a fee for 'Insufficient Funds' when they know there isn't enough money to pay the fee?
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids are nothing to look at either.
Dear Dorothy: Hate Oz, took the shoes, find your own way home.
Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both.
Never mind the dog; beware of the owner.