Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Life is unsure, so always eat your dessert first.
Fool-proof implies a finite number of fools.
Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
Good generally conquers Evil. Unless, of course, Good is stupid.
Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.