Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune time.
Be alert...the world needs more lerts.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Common sense isn't.
Don't count your checks before they're cashed.
The problem with reality is the lack of background music.
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Relax. Only dread one day at a time.
Adolescence: the period when children are certain they will never be as stupid as their parents.
After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat.