Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
There is someone willing to argue about any point.
If you can remember the '60s, then you weren't there.
A shady business never produces a sunny life.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Gravity always wins.
All this might be just an elaborate simulation running inside a little device, sitting on someone's table.
Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
If you can't speak softly, just use the stick.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.