Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.
At a dinner party, one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Things are only impossible until they're not.
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves.
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.
A dead end is just a good place to turn around.
The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow.