The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Aim low; avoid disappointment.
Hang in there! Retirement is only 30 years away.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
If at first you don't succeed, delegate!
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
All toys are educational. The question is, what are they teaching?
Plagiarism saves time.
If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.
Company motto: We put the "k" in "kwality"!