It used to be said that if a million monkeys had a million typewriters, one of them would turn out Shakespeare. Of course, that was pre-Web ...
We cannot become what we need to be by remaining what we are.
Excuses satisfy only those who make them.
Why is it, when you lose your health the entire medical profession takes it as axiomatic you've also lost your mind?
A bird in the hand can be damn messy.
Black holes are God's way of dividing by zero.
There are only two types of people in the world: those who agree that there are two types, and those who don't.
I don't have time to use Windows 98.
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs and people who don't work here anymore.
You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you.