Almost everybody you meet has a cure for the common cold -- except your doctor.

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors, meaning, Your guess is as good as mine.

Germs attack the weakest part of the body -- which is the reason for head colds.

Discretion is putting two and two together and keeping your mouth shut.

Discipline is something that can be learned during the first year of school, or the first year of married life.

Dieting is merely a matter of keeping your mouth shut at the right time -- such as breakfast, lunch and dinner.


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