Many divorces are caused by the marriage of two people who are in love with themselves.
Love is the quest, marriage the conquest, divorce the inquest.
Divorce is when you'd rather switch than fight.
The surest way to save a marriage from divorce is to not show up for the wedding.
The only thing a divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.
A compliment a day keeps divorce far, far away.
Common sense could prevent a great many divorces. But, on the other hand, it could also prevent a great many marriages.
If gambling is a disease, can you deduct your losses as a medical expense?
People with bad colds don't go to the doctor -- they go to the theater.
Arthritis is twinges in the hinges.