Education broadens a narrow mind, but there's no known cure for a big head.

Education enables a person to get into more intelligent trouble.

A good education enables you to pick out the most important things to worry about.

At 18 we know all the answers. 20 years later, even the questions confuse us.

Is it smart to save money on schools so it can be spent on jails?

The economy is not that bad. This year's going-out-of-business sales are much better than last year's.

The economy is moving so slowly that the Postal Service is jealous.

A small car is very economical, because when you need to go somewhere with friends, you have to take their car.


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