Evan Esar

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Franklin P. Adams

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.

John Ciardi

The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.

Herbert Hoover

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

J. Paul Getty

The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.

Babe Ruth

I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.

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