The number one energy crisis is Monday morning.
It's difficult for a child to live right if he's never seen it done.
The hardest mental cases are those who are crazy about themselves.
A person who is addicted to exaggeration can't tell the truth without lying.
You can't fool all the people all the time, but politicians manage to pull it off every four years.
Love your enemies. It will drive them nuts.
The best thing to do behind a friend's back is pat it.
Shakespeare said the evil men do lives after them. On TV this is called a rerun.
An egotistical person persists in telling you things about himself that you had planned to tell him about yourself.
There are two kinds of egotists: those who admit it, and the rest of us.