An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.
In most companies, there are plenty of vacancies but they're all filled.
Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods.
It's not the big that eat the small, it's the fast that eat the slow.
How to improve weather forecasting by 100%: Look out the window.
It's time to diet when you notice you're puffing going DOWN stairs.
It's hard to work for money you've already spent for something you didn't need.
A child will follow a parent's example instead of advice.
It's too late to agree with me. I've already changed my mind.
Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.