Make your bargain before beginning to plow.
Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social rumble ain't restful.
If you stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
Avoid fried meats, whicn angry up the blood.
Never moon a werewolf.
Never change diapers in mid-stream.
Never play cards with a man called "Doc".
Never eat at a place called "Mom's".
Do unto the other fellow the way he'd like to do unto you -- and do it first.
I don't say she was above reproach. She was above self-reproach.