Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under socialism, the reverse is true.
When a company is about to fall apart it first moves into a building with an atrium.
What a glorious garden of wonders the lights of Broadway would be to anyone lucky enough to be unable to read.
It said "Breakfast Anytime" so I orded French toast during the Renaissance.
Early to rise and early to bed makes a person healthy and wealthy and dead.
Somebody's boring me -- I think it's me.
So little time, so little to do.
I'm so bored in the town where I live, I know all the vending machines by name.
If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.
I never read a book before reviewing it; it prejudices one so.