Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse, and rode madly off in all directions.

I've been in Who's Who and I know what's what, but it's the first time I ever made the dictionary!

Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."

Frank Zappa

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

The actual Irish weather report is really a recording made in 1922, which no one has had occasion to change: "Scattered showers, periods of sunshine."

When you tell him a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.

The airplane, the atomic bomb and the zipper have cured me of any tendency to state that a thing can't be done.

A. G. MacDonald

He is so conceited that he will not even guess that we are saying how conceited he is.

John Cleese

I have seen better organized creatures than you running around farmyards with their heads cut off.


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