Watch out when you're getting all you want; fattened hogs ain't in luck.
Love: an agreement on the part of two people to overestimate each other.
Living in Los Angeles is like being a hemophiliac in a razor factory.
The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt has real culture.
Los Angeles: a city with all the personality of a paper cup.
Broke a mirror in my house, and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I was only ruined twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.
Just when things look darkest, they go black.
It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.
She has a penetrating sort of laugh, rather like a train going into a tunnel.