Joel Chandler Harris

Watch out when you're getting all you want; fattened hogs ain't in luck.

E. M. Cioran

Love: an agreement on the part of two people to overestimate each other.

Living in Los Angeles is like being a hemophiliac in a razor factory.

The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt has real culture.

Broke a mirror in my house, and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

I was only ruined twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

She has a penetrating sort of laugh, rather like a train going into a tunnel.


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