A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.

Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money from them.

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me -- it's the parts that I do understand.

Albert Einstein

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

The need for change bulldozed a road down the center of my mind.

Dorothy Allison

Change, when it comes, cracks everything open.


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