The president of the United States bears about as much relationship to the real business of running America as does Colonel Sanders to the business of frying chicken.
In order that all men may be taught to speak truth, it is necessary that all likewise should learn to hear it.
Justice is like a train that is nearly always late.
I have noticed that the people who are late are often jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
The most dangerous creation of any society is that man who has nothing to lose.
Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.
Like having your own license to print money.
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.
You must lose a fly to catch a trout.