Al Jolson

You think that's noise - you ain't heard nuttin' yet!

We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like. I have prepared one of my own. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder, and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like.

John F Kennedy

If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.

I think therefore I am is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.

There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third.

Jacob Braude

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.

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