Fred Flintstone

Why can't they invent something for us to marry instead of women?

If you hire only those people you understand, the company will never get people better than you are. Always remember that you often find outstanding people among those you don't particularly like.

California Civil Code

#3529. That which ought to have been done is to be regarded as done.

I only drink fortified wines during bad weather. Snowstorm, hurricane, tornado -- I'm not particular, as long as it's bad. After all, any storm for a Port

A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something.

I'm an idealist: I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

Joe Bob Briggs

Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary.

Anybody who has listened to certain kinds of music, or read certain kinds of poetry, or heard certain kinds of performances on the concertina, will admit that even suicide has its brighter aspects.


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