I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.
This is the devilish thing about foreign affairs: They are foreign and will not always conform to our whim.
The world is my lobster.
It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.
The vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.