John F. Kennedy

Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoyes several times the same good things for the first time.

Bertrand Russell

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

Lily Tomlin

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is no harder work I can think of than taking myself off to somewhere pleasant, where I am forced to stay for hours and "have fun".

Joe Theisman

Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.

Emo Philips

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

Alice James

One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.


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