Creativity is the power to connect the seemingly unconnected.
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
Nothing contributes more to a person's peace of mind than having no opinions at all.
Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.
Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.
Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone.
Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
Millions of people aren't working, but fortunately they have jobs.
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting 50 percent of the publicity.