Elbert Hubbard

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

G. C. Lichtenberg

Nothing contributes more to a person's peace of mind than having no opinions at all.

Lee Simonson

Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.

Huey Long

Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.

Hodding Carter

Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone.

Millions of people aren't working, but fortunately they have jobs.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

Lauren Bacall

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting 50 percent of the publicity.


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