Q. How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?[] A. The lightbulb works fine on my system.

General Giap

If the attack is going well, you are probably in an ambush.

If you want to learn something, no one can stop you. If you don't want to learn it, no one can make you.

If it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, why the hell do they keep score?

Declan MacManus

I don't want to be first, I just want to last.

A gentleman is a man who knows how to play the bagpipes but doesn't.

If we do what we have always done, we will get what we have always gotten.

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