When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
If all is not lost, where is it?
All reports are in: Life is now officially unfair.
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left.