Life is made up of three things: pretense, suspense, and expense.
Life is what you make of it, until a new group of politicians makes it worse.
Man can live without air for seconds, without water for days, without food for weeks, and without ideas for years.
Life is so uncertain; half of it is "if".
The first part or our lives we spend time making money, and the second part we spend money killing time.
You get out of life just what you put into it -- minus taxes.
Life is a trivial comedy made up of important tragedies.
When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on -- that's life.
Life is a matter about which we are lost if we reason either too much or too little.
The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half.