If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about it?

The future has already arrived; it's just not evenly distributed yet.

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they've hit a triple.

Jules Renard

There is nothing like literature. I lose a cow, I write about her death, and my writing pays me enough to buy another cow.

Jules Renard

Literature is an odd occupation; the less you write, the better it must be.

My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably.

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.


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