If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
What's the opposite of opposite?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
Who first figured out that an artichoke is edible -- and how to eat it?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why do all toasters have a setting that burns the toast?
If love is blind, how can there be love at first sight?