Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Perfection is expected; excellence will be accepted.
Gravity always wins. The best you can expect is a tie.
Profit is an opinion, but cash is a fact.
Save a cow -- eat a vegetarian.
If you haven't done it before, do not do it here.
Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
Don't steal -- the government hates competition.
Work harder! Millions on welfare depend on you.
Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?