Men are generally idle and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others by calling that impossible which is only difficult.

Henny Youngman

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

Jeffery F. Chamberlain

In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)

Lord Peter Wimsey

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.


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