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Officer, I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
Hey officer, aren't you the guy from The Village People?
Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector isn't plugged in.
Officer, you're not going to check the trunk are you?
Wow officer, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
Sorry officer, I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Officer, are you Andy or Barney?
Thanks, officer! The last officer only gave me a warning, too.
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