Officer, I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector isn't plugged in.

Wow officer, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

Sorry officer, I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Thanks, officer! The last officer only gave me a warning, too.

If your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. If your name is on your shirt, you're poor.


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