To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

Arrogance and snobbism live in adjoining rooms and use a common currency.

At 60 miles an hour the loudest noise in the new Rolls-Royce comes from the electric clock.

Hyman G. Rickover

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books—how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.

Crossing the street in New York keeps old people young—if they make it.


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