Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.
The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.
If Washington is a Hollywood for ugly people, Hollywood is a Washington for the simple-minded.
On my gravestone I want it to say, 'I told you I was sick.'
Procrastinate now -- don't put it off.
The role of art is to make a world which can be inhabited.
Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.
The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness.
Why is there always a secret singing when a lawyer cashes in? Why does a hearse horse snicker hauling a lawyer away?