Never assume conspiracy when stupidity is an equally available alternative.
The person I am today is a direct result of the choices I made yesterday.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Oh Benson, you're so free from the ravages of intelligence.
In a knowledge-based economy, the new coin of the realm is learning.
Patience sometimes isn't a virtue, it's a waste of time!
I never worry about tomorrow, it gets here soon enough.
A novice can often see things that the expert overlooks.
If you know what you don't know then you already know a lot.
Art is for people who can't handle television.