Ability is what you're capable of doing, motivation determines what you do, attitude determines how well you do it.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
There are two types of people in this world: those who divide people into two types and those who don't.
Lost. 60 golden minutes with 60 diamond-studded seconds. Gone forever, no reward.
The most effective committee consists of three members, two of which are absent.
If two lines cross on a graph, the point where they cross must be important.
You never realize how dirty your hands are until you peel a hard boiled egg.
Q: How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A. The lightbulb works fine on my system.
Technology is what we consider "newfangled", but our kids take for granted.
I'm old enough to know what's wrong, but young enough to still do it.