Ability is what you're capable of doing, motivation determines what you do, attitude determines how well you do it.

Arun Makhija

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

There are two types of people in this world: those who divide people into two types and those who don't.

Chip Oneal

Lost. 60 golden minutes with 60 diamond-studded seconds. Gone forever, no reward.

John Adams

The most effective committee consists of three members, two of which are absent.

Ernest F. Cooke

If two lines cross on a graph, the point where they cross must be important.

You never realize how dirty your hands are until you peel a hard boiled egg.

Q: How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb? A. The lightbulb works fine on my system.

Joe Neary

Technology is what we consider "newfangled", but our kids take for granted.

Jason Crawforth

I'm old enough to know what's wrong, but young enough to still do it.


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