Keith Richards

The older you get, the older you want to get.

Men should be either treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries; for heavy ones, they cannot.

The difference between false memories and true ones is the same for jewels: The false ones look the most real, the most brilliant.

George Carlin

The reason the mainstream is referred to as a stream is because of its shallowness.

H. L. Mencken

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.

The best beer in the world is the beer that is in front of me.

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