Men are only as faithful as their options.
Only the dead have seen the end of war.
Anything that consoles is fake.
The first purpose of alcohol is to make English your second language.
No medicine cures what happiness cannot.
No disguise can long hide love where it exists, or feign it where it is not.
I'm so old they canceled my blood type.
One who never asks either knows everything or nothing.
It's better to be functionally drunk than dysfunctionally sober.
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.