Dentopedology is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it. I've been practicing it for years.

Friedrich Nietzsche

The devotion of the greatest is to encounter risk and danger and play dice with death.

Laurence J. Peter

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Elvis Presley

If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.

Cecilia Dean

Chic is nothing. But it is the right nothing.

Kathleen Norris

Life is easier to take then you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, and bear the intolerable.

In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterward that causes the problems.

The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his cell.

You better live every day like it's your last day, because one day you're going to be right.

Cynthia Nelms

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.


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