Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do whales look the way they do?
Why do the signs that say 'Slow Children' have a picture of a running child?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game' when we are already there?
Daylight savings time... Why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called 'rush hour'?