An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Frank Sinatra

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day.

Young people think money's the most important thing in life. Only when they get older do they it know it for sure.

Twice in your life you are approved of by everyone: when you learn to walk, and when you learn to read.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

She is a lady of a 'certain age', which means she is certainly aged.

Charles Lamb

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Carl Jung

Only the paradox comes anywhere near to comprehending the fullness of life.

A critic is a person who knows the way but can't drive the car.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Man is born free and everywhere he is in chains.

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