My mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained
Most people live and learn, but he just lives.
How can I love nature, when it did this to me?
He reminds me of the ocean: He makes me sick.
I remember him when he only had one stomach.
Make somebody happy: Mind your own business.
He has a nasty speech impediment: his foot.
I thought of him today. I was at the zoo.
His parents are siblings.
Only really plain people know about love. The very fascinating ones try so hard to create an impression that they soon exhaust their talents